Now that is one finely alliterated title, right there! Yes, I did link the definition. *laughs* Ok, so I was reading a profile and saw something that I’ve seen dressed up in meme form and otherwise in a variety of places of the years. Naturally, the most common place I’ve seen it is on FaceBook. Now, y’all know I love taking the piss out of people who do the “actually” comments, but once in a while…I come across things that make me think way too much. So, today, I’m going to have a little fun with this little golden classic. Ready? Ok, here we go…
“A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes…O.o
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
“Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don’t try this at home, maybe at work.)
“The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(Honey, I’m home. What the…?)
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
“The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
“Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity!)
“An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
“Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that, too.)
“Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??, Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
I have my own questions. Who measured so many pig orgasms that they came to know this 30 minute rule to be an actual fact? Part of me wants their job, part of me can’t help think of all the repercussions of a job like that. Describing that job must be fun.
Banging your head….uhm, cute…no one that’s doing that is thinking about calories. I get it…joke…again…cute….filler, but cute.
So, I’m guessing male praying mantis don’t go about sending dick pics to random girls. Hmm…noted. *grins*
Hmmm, how many taste buds do humans have? Cats? Dogs? I mean, those last two licks their butts…and you’re worried about the bottom of the pond? Stop playing with dinner and dredge that in the cornmeal over there, will ya?
SOME lions…again, who studied this? Is this porn for people that are into beastiality?
Ostrich…yeah, that makes sense. Bird brained…*laughs*…I get it now. *looks at Davish & grins*
Starfish…uhm…gonna just leave this one alone, but yeah, I know people like this for sure!
I beg to differ. I’m pretty sure that dog humping your leg isn’t doing it for any other reason than he likes how the texture of your pants/leg hair feels against his lil red rocket. Plus, there are a lot of videos of rapey animals out there and masturbating monkeys…and I had a cat that liked humping my stuffed elephant (that quickly because HIS elephant…and his bitch.) So, I’m sorry, I don’t believe that last little factoid.
Dolphins know everything! *nods*
Welp, that was fun…for me at least…welcome to another scary corner in my brain. LOL
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