Dear Rando

Dear Rando,

Hi to you, too. Thank you for the compliment about my avatar. I’m glad you appreciate all the work I’ve put into it. Sure, your avatar is advanced and looks decent. I’ll say it looks good if you ain’t busted. I’m fine, thanks for this very basic small talk. I hope you have something else to talk about. Wait, why do you want to know where I’m from? Well, I’ll tell you the same thing that it says in my profile. I’m from the Southern US. I guess I’ll ask where you’re from, too. Though to be fair, I don’t really care, cuz I’m not coming to visit, nor will you be invited to visit me. Wait, did you seriously just ask how old I am, then tell me you’re old af without knowing how old I am? Well, look at that, you’re younger than me. I suppose that makes me ancient, Fucker. Whoa, hold up…why are you trying to kiss me? I don’t even know you! Well, let’s hope you just got the hint when I turned my head and your kiss landed on my cheek. You like me? Uhm…what do you like about me? The way my avi looks? Where I’m from? That I’m polite? That I’m older than you? I mean, that’s all well and good, but the old man at Walmart that greets me when I come in is nice and polite, too…but uhm…I’m not trying to kiss him. I like him well enough. He’s a nice old man, but we ain’t trying to kiss each other. Whoa, did you seriously just try to kiss me again? Stop it. I’m not THAT girl. I’m not sure what kinda girls you’ve been talking to, but I’m not like that.  Awww, now you’re not talking to me at all? *laughs* Well, now you know why I don’t just go around kissing randos in the club.
Listen, I realize that you’re a bit of a fuqboi, but at least get some game. Cuz that weak ass small talk conversation isn’t even going to pique my interest, much less make me want to kiss you. I appreciate your direct approach, but dang…you ain’t all that and I’m not some thirsty girl that’s so desperate for attention that I’ll put up with some ridiculous advance. Good luck getting laid. I hope you find a dumb thirsty girl or some game, cuz right now? You lame af.
Sincerely,
Not yours!

bueno moon k9

hair:  Moon. Hair. // Etienne @ Kustom9
head: CATWA HEAD Catya v4.0
skin: [Glam Affair] Maria Applier [ Catwa ]
ears: ^^Swallow ^^ Crusties
body: [LEGACY] Meshbody (f) (1.1)
faciel piercings: –SU!– Piercing Set 07

(Yummy) Bang Bang Choker
(Yummy) Corrine Ring Set
BUENO-Lazy Top @ Kustom9
VINYL – Shipped Jeans @ Uber

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